May 2013
“In order to write about life first you must live it.”
– Ernest Hemingway (via larmoyante)
2 tags
Jack Harkness has nothin’ on me.
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
femmefelin:
laughing-lettuce:
canadianslut:
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
ZOOOOM!!!
omg she was my favorite
6 tags
Anonymous asked: whats something you wish you could re-do in your life?
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
zackisontumblr:
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
Anonymous asked: What would you do if u got pregnant?
1talian:
all i have is this blog and my virginity
all i have is this blog
“The cost of sanity, in this society, is a certain level of alienation.”
– Terence McKenna (via mushroompatch)
“What I really like to learn how to do is to build sentences that are equal to...”
– Richard Powers (via allthingssoulful)
All I want is a burger from McDonalds. Too bad I don’t eat meat or McDonalds. Craaaaaavingsraaaaaaaa
“Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul.”
– Napoleon Hill (via commovente)
2 tags
I <3 Enjolras.
Vive la Sex Appeal.
5 tags
I’m writing a silly play about my first year of university and a few people are going to be pissed when they realize how I’ve portrayed them but I don’t give a shit because they wouldn’t have a reason to be mad if they weren’t such assholes in the first place.
